Thursday, 15 March 2007

Haath Sahara


Ye Zazbaat ki Baat Hai

Dil Me Raat, Aankhon Me Barsaat Hai

Murjhaye Khayalaat

Khilaaf Sab Haalaat Hain

Magar Hoga Savera Bhi

Niklega Sooraj Bhi

Thamengi Hawaein Bhi

Hatengi Ghtaayein Bhi

Bikhrengi Fizayein Bhi

Rangeen Samaaein Bhi

Gar Tu Mere Saath

Daale Haathon Me Haath Hai......

Anti - Reservation 2


Old Version...

The Ant Works Hard In the Withering Heat All Summer Long Building His House And Laying Up Supplies for The Winter. The Grasshopper Thinks The Ant's A Fool And Laughs & Dances & Plays The Summer Away. Come Winter, The Ant Is Warm And Well Fed. The Grasshopper Has No Food Or Shelter So He Dies Out In The Cold.

Modern Version...

The Ant Works Hard In The Withering Heat All Summer Long, Building His House And Laying Up Supplies For The Winter. The Grasshopper Thinks The Ant's A Fool And Laughs & Dances & Plays The Summer Away.


Come Winter, The Shivering Grasshopper Calls A Press Conference And Demands To Know Why The Ant Should Be Allowed To Be Warm And Well Fed While Others Are Cold And Starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN Show Up To Provide Pictures Of The Shivering Grasshopper Next To A Video Of The Ant In His Comfortable Home With A Table Filled With Food. The World Is Stunned By The Sharp Contrast. How Can This Be That This Poor Grasshopper Is Allowed To Suffer So?

Arundhati Roy Stages A Demonstration In Front Of The Ant's House. Medha Patkar Goes On A Fast Along With Other Grasshoppers Demanding That Grasshoppers Be Relocated To Warmer Climates During Winter. Amnesty International And Koffi Annan Criticize The Indian Government For Not Upholding The Fundamental Rights Of The Grasshopper. The Internet Is Flooded With Online Petitions Seeking Support To The Grasshopper (Many Promising Heaven And Everlasting Peace For Prompt Support As Against The Wrath Of God For Non-Compliance). Opposition MP's Stage A Walkout

Left Parties Call For "Bharat Bandh" In West Bengal And Kerala Demanding A Judicial Enquiry.

CPM In Kerala Immediately Passes A Law Preventing Ants From Working Hard In The Heat So As To Bring About Equality Of Poverty Among Ants And Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad Allocates One Free Coach To Grasshoppers On All Indian Railway Trains, Aptly Named As The 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, The Judicial Committee Drafts The Prevention Of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA], With Effect From The Beginning Of The Winter.

Arjun Singh Makes Special Reservation For Grass Hopper In Educational Insititutions & In Govt Services.

The Ant Is Fined For Failing To Comply With POTAGA And, Having Nothing Left To Pay His Retroactive Taxes, His Home Is Confiscated By The Government And Handed Over To The Grasshopper In A Ceremony Covered By NDTV.

Arundhati Roy Calls It "A Triumph Of Justice".

Lalu Calls It 'Socialistic Justice'.

Cpm Calls It The "Revolutionary Resurgence Of The Downtrodden".

Koffi Annan Invites The Grasshopper To Address The UN General Assembly.

Many Years Later...

The Ant Has Since Migrated To The Us And Set Up A Multi Billion Dollar Company In Silicon Valley. 100s Of Grasshoppers Still Die Of Starvation Despite Reservation Somewhere In India.

Wednesday, 14 March 2007

Anti - Reservation - 1

What Is An Arjun Singh Sale?
ANS - 49.5% Off.

Which Is Arjun Singh's Favourite City?
ANS - Kota

Why Doesn't Arjun Singh Have Too Many Friends?
ANS - Because He's 'Reserved' By Nature.

Why Did Arjun Singh Learn Arabic?
ANS - So That He Could Read 'Backwards'.

Arjun Singh Was Made The Law Minister. He Zapped Everyone By Creating Another Supreme Court. He called it the Supreme Tribunal. What Was His Logic?
ANS - For Every SC, There Should Be An ST.

If Arjun Singh Were To Make a Career In Films, Which job Would He Opt For?
ANS - Choosing The Caste.

If Arjun Singh Owned A Movie Theater, What Would the Balcony Be Called?
ANS - Backward Class

If Arjun Singh Were A Historian, How Would He Divide time?
ANS - AD, BC & OBC

Tuesday, 13 March 2007

The Woman



"The Woman Came Out Of A Man's Rib.

Not From His Feet To Be Walked On.

Not From His Head to Be Superior

But

From The Side To Be Equal.

Under The Arm to Be Protected

And

Next To The Heart To Be Loved."




This Is Written In The Hebrew Talmud, The Book Where All Of The Sayings And Preaching Of Rabbis Are Conserved Over Time.